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Jokes / Chistes

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Comida Cubana

Translations:
English to Spanish, & back to English

He's got a crush.
El tiene un coco.
"He's got a coconut."

He's confused.
El tiene los cables cruza'os.
"His cables are crossed."

That rocks!
!Boto la casa por la ventana!
"He threw the house out the window!"

He's a pretty boy.
Es una postalita.
"He's a postcard."

It's a big problem.
Eso ni lo brinca un chivo.
"Not even a goat can jump it".

He takes good care of himself.
Se da lija.
"He sandpapers himself."

He died.
Canto el manicero.
"He sang the peanut vendor."

She's cute.
Que mona.
"She's a monkey."

He's a good guy.
Es un pan.
"He's a piece of bread."

He plays dumb.
Se hace la mosquita muerta.
"He plays the dead fly."

He's trouble.
Es la pata 'el diablo.
"He's the leg of the devil."

Come in, come in and have a seat.
Entre, entre y tome una silla.
"Between, between and drink a chair."

Just in case.
Por si las moscas.
"For if the flies."

I overdid it.
Se me fue la mano.
"My hand left me."

I'm going to slap you.
Te voy a entrar a galleta limpia
"I'm gonna enter you to clean crackers."

He's spreading a rumor.
Esta corriendo la bola.
"He's running the ball."