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Pepito Jokes
Pepito y Fidel
Fidel Castro se encuentra con Pepito y le pregunta:
" Sabes quien soy yo, Pepito?"
Pepito le contesto: "No señor, no se quien es usted."
Fidel muy enojado le dice: "Pues como castigo por no conocerme, ahora
mismo tienes que decirme 20 palabras que comiencen con la letra C para
que nunca mas en tu vida te olvide mi nombre que es Castro."
Y Pepito le dice: "Compañero, Comandante Castro.
Como y Cuando Carajo Comeremos Cangrejo Con Cerveza Cristal Como Comen
los Cabrones Comemierdas del Comité Central Comunista Cubano ?"
Castro asombrado le contesto: "! Coñoooo !!!"
Y dice Pepito: "Ah, esa fue la que se me olvido."
Pepito & the
School teacher
A schoolteacher in Havana asked her class, "If the sea between Cuba and
Miami were to dry up, how long would it take to walk across?"
When she got no response, she asked Pepito to give an answer. After a
moment of thought, he said, "Forty days."
The teacher was naturally surprised. "Pepito," she said, "the distance
from Havana to Miami is only about ninety miles. Maybe I didn't make the
question clear. Pretend that it's all smooth and level ground. NOW how
long would it take?"
Pepito insisted however on his answer of forty days.
"But why?" asked the teacher.
"Well, because you would constantly have to say, "`Excuse me,' `Pardon
me please,' `Excuse me, sir,' `Pardon me Miss,' `Excuse me...'"
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